Metonymically Myopic

A Short Site for the Short-Sighted

29 December 1972
Huntsville, Alabama, United States
External Services:
Pleasant Grove High School - Pleasant Grove UT
Washburn University - Topeka KS
Interests: (149)
2 with 1wing, all things considered, amateur reproductive endocrinology, amazing race, analogies, angels in america, annotated editions, bakhtin, band of brothers, band of horses, barbados, baths, battlestar galactica, bbt, beach glass, being warm, bell hooks, beth orton, birth order, brunch, built to spill, burger king french fries, burt's bees, butthole surfers, candles, charles trenet, charming geeks, cognitive therapy, cowboy junkies, creative nonfiction, cyndi lauper, dancing with girls, david sedaris, dead milkmen, dirty martinis, dissociative disorder, e.e. cummings, eclipse winterfrost mints, endometriosis, enfp, enneagram, euphemisms for sexual/bodily functions, ex-mormons, fam, feeding ducks, fertility charting, fight club, finding hermit crabs, flip-flops, flirting with boys, frittatas, gabriel garcia marquez, globes, guam, high fidelity, indian food, interpreter of maladies, intertextuality, ipod, ira glass, jhumpa lahiri, joan didion, jorge luis borges, julie's egg sandwiches, ladette to lady, landscape design, literary criticism, low-carb, maker's mark, matching bras and panties, metaphors, metonymy, michelob ultra, mike ness, morcheeba, morning edition, my ass, naomi shihab nye, national parks, neko case, neo-marxism, oceans, oceansize, old san juan, old world maps, paolo conte, paolo freire, pedestrian-friendly cities, pink lady apples, pink martini, pipe organs, poas, portishead during sex, pride and prejudice, procrastination, rescue me, reverse crunches, salads, scotch and soda, seafood, shish kebabs, shopgirl, short short stories, short stories, siblings, single-malt scotch, sleeping in, small town main streets, smucker's natural peanut butter, social distortion, sonic diet cherry limeade, spankings, speech-act theory, spot on gabriel's neck, squishy pillows, st. maarten, stanley kunitz, stilton cheese, sugar-free tropical popsicles, survivor, sushi, sustainable pasture-based farming, synecdoche, taken, tank tops, tapes n' tapes, the fratellis, the pixies, the royal tenenbaums, the scarlet letter, the smell of coconut, the smell of sunscreen, thinking outside the box, this american life, thunder when i'm sleeping, tom stoppard, ttc, tv on the radio, umbrella drinks, urban living, vitexb6babyaspirin cocktails, wallace stevens, weight training, what not to wear, wine, wit, yo la tengo, yoga pants, zero 7